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PostSubject: harry potter revu et corrigé   Tue 11 Dec - 13:07

Purely in the interests
of science, I have replaced the word "wand" (
baguette )
with "wang" (
teub ) in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's
see the results...


"Why aren't you supposed to do
magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts
meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me
third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A
magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward
to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry
Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's
eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her
first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow.
Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other
hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry
took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the
wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air
and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a
firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh,
move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped
the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't
feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a
long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his
hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's
nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's
nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He
ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of
slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at
the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have
found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman,
making a fool of us all :




"Yes," Harry said, gripping
his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted
classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else
kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again...
but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he
didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something
enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh,
he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its
tip.

Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they
struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his
left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.









Trouvé sur Bash.org. Ya des esprits tordus quand même...
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PostSubject: Re: harry potter revu et corrigé   Wed 12 Dec - 1:42

j'vais etre franc , j'adore rigoler , mais la j'ai pas eu le courage de lire une ligne Laughing

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Pit
Si c'est pour pas etre propre, c'est pas la peine. Si c'est pour montrer ton cul, c'est pas la peine. Si c'est pour imiter au lieu de reproduire ou d'innover, c'est pas la peine. Et si c'est pas pour avoir un minimum de plaisir, c'est pas la peine.
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PostSubject: Re: harry potter revu et corrigé   Wed 12 Dec - 6:52

Pitachon wrote:
j'vais etre franc , j'adore rigoler , mais la j'ai pas eu le courage de lire une ligne Laughing

Idem ^^
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